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Old 11-06-2009, 01:41 PM   #26 (permalink)


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"What's this day of rest ****? What's this bull****? I don't ****in' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the ****s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have ****ed you in the ass Saturday. I **** you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!"

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Old 11-06-2009, 01:42 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2009, 01:50 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2009, 01:51 PM   #29 (permalink)


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Old 11-06-2009, 01:54 PM   #30 (permalink)


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Old 11-06-2009, 01:58 PM   #31 (permalink)


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Spottswoode: Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?
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Old 11-06-2009, 01:58 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2009, 02:04 PM   #33 (permalink)


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Old 11-06-2009, 02:05 PM   #34 (permalink)


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Old 11-06-2009, 02:13 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 11-06-2009, 02:17 PM   #36 (permalink)
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"8 year olds dude"

That is a good one, but when he crashes his car I always laugh....and really hard.
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Old 11-06-2009, 02:24 PM   #38 (permalink)
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and the Smokey scene everyone is commenting on

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Old 11-06-2009, 02:27 PM   #39 (permalink)
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This movie is so underrated. Oh and nice ending on this video
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Old 11-06-2009, 02:31 PM   #40 (permalink)
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WARNING: This is very violent, but it's so over-the-top that it's kind of funny. If anyone remembers the head smash clip from The Daily Show, this is from the same movie.

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Old 11-06-2009, 03:02 PM   #41 (permalink)
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maybe its just me, but I have no idea why thats funny
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Old 11-06-2009, 03:10 PM   #42 (permalink)


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I can't find a decent clip of it, but the scene in Uncle Buck when Buck goes to the school to meet with Anita Horgarth always makes me laugh. I thought of it the other day when I went to parent/teacher conferences and had to sit in one of the chairs in my 4-year-old son's classroom while speaking with his teacher. (Why don't they bring in a couple of adult-size chairs for these things?)
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Old 11-06-2009, 03:27 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Maybe somebody can find the episode...I can't seem to find it. But it's the South Park episode where a scene takes place in Hell and Saddam shows up at Satan's door step. Satan goes to Saddam "You're back?!?" Saddam says "Where else would I go? Detroit?" That one always cracks me up.
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Old 11-06-2009, 03:58 PM   #44 (permalink)


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Old 11-06-2009, 04:12 PM   #45 (permalink)
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It makes me laugh every time when Drebin calls a strike before the ball gets over the plate.
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Old 11-06-2009, 05:00 PM   #46 (permalink)


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Old 11-06-2009, 05:04 PM   #48 (permalink)


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This movie is so underrated. Oh and nice ending on this video
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Old 11-06-2009, 05:09 PM   #50 (permalink)
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I heard the first time this aired on TV they censored this scene. The still showed it, but they muted the fart noises.

I challenge anyone to come up with a worse case of censorship. Why ruin a classic? Who needs to be protected from farts? Who's offended by them? Is there anyone (other than Peter Griffin) who didn't pass gas until they were 30?
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