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"What's this day of rest ****? What's this bull****? I don't ****in' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the ****s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have ****ed you in the ass Saturday. I **** you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!"
That is a good one, but when he crashes his car I always laugh....and really hard.
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"I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life. Well, good luck to you Peter. I am sure this decision won't haunt you for the rest of your life."
YouTube - Smokey this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
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"The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender." -Vince Lombardi
WARNING: This is very violent, but it's so over-the-top that it's kind of funny. If anyone remembers the head smash clip from The Daily Show, this is from the same movie.
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YouTube - Bill Murray diving - an excerpt from Wes Anderson's "Rushmore"
maybe its just me, but I have no idea why thats funny
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The square is seldom if ever cool ... He is "not with it", that is, he doesn't know "whats happening." But if he manages to figure it out, he moves up a notch to "hip." And if he can bring himself to approve of what's happening, he becomes "groovy." And after that, with much luck and perseverence, he can rise to the rank of "cool."
I can't find a decent clip of it, but the scene in Uncle Buck when Buck goes to the school to meet with Anita Horgarth always makes me laugh. I thought of it the other day when I went to parent/teacher conferences and had to sit in one of the chairs in my 4-year-old son's classroom while speaking with his teacher. (Why don't they bring in a couple of adult-size chairs for these things?)
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Here will be an old abusing of God's patience and the king's English. -- Shakespeare
Tugboats and arson, that's all I ever get from you guys.
Maybe somebody can find the episode...I can't seem to find it. But it's the South Park episode where a scene takes place in Hell and Saddam shows up at Satan's door step. Satan goes to Saddam "You're back?!?" Saddam says "Where else would I go? Detroit?" That one always cracks me up.
YouTube - Naked Gun - Baseball ( good quality,longer )
It makes me laugh every time when Drebin calls a strike before the ball gets over the plate.
Also, 4 players rounding the bag at 2nd base after the HR.
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This movie is so underrated. Oh and nice ending on this video
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Also Alums,
You better all work your asses off this week because what you do on a day to day basis has a much larger affect on the reputation of this university. When an employer looks at my resume, they don't think about riots but rather their current Spartan employees. This is especially true for those that surf a message board all day at work, yeah, you.
YouTube - Blazing Saddles --Farting Cowboys- Greatest Fart Scene of All Time
I heard the first time this aired on TV they censored this scene. The still showed it, but they muted the fart noises.
I challenge anyone to come up with a worse case of censorship. Why ruin a classic? Who needs to be protected from farts? Who's offended by them? Is there anyone (other than Peter Griffin) who didn't pass gas until they were 30?
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2006-2007National Champion in:
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