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11-19-2009, 03:15 PM
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Condom issue.
I got a story (kind of funny), but I wonder if it will be immediately deleted or something. Mods, delete this if ESPN says I can't post about rubbers.
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11-19-2009, 03:16 PM
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I got a story (kind of funny), but I wonder if it will be immediately deleted or something. Mods, delete this if ESPN says I can't post about rubbers.
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Man, what a great story.
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11-19-2009, 03:17 PM
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Man, what a great story.
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Just testing the waters... I will give it 5 min, if this is still here, then type.
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11-19-2009, 03:19 PM
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I wrote a story once about seeing a homeless man masturbating, and it was deleted. Good luck.
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11-19-2009, 03:30 PM
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condoms are the gov't tool to give you the queer.
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11-19-2009, 03:32 PM
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anyone else just have trouble filling one of those damn things out? what, are they made for horses or something? 
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11-19-2009, 03:33 PM
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11-19-2009, 03:33 PM
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11-19-2009, 03:34 PM
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anyone else just have trouble filling one of those damn things out? what, are they made for horses or something? |
 Sorry, this made me laugh out loud.
I always wonder why they are made of rubber, and can stretch, but still unroll to about 12 inches. Some guys are just gifted, i guess 
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11-19-2009, 03:34 PM
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Wearing a condom is like trying to scratch your back with a thick wool sweater on.
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11-19-2009, 03:36 PM
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anyone else just have trouble filling one of those damn things out? what, are they made for horses or something? |
funny story about horses and condoms and shlongs and filling up and stuff...
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11-19-2009, 03:36 PM
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anyone else just have trouble filling one of those damn things out? what, are they made for horses or something? |
Thanks for tossing that one out there John, I'll admit to always felling a little insufficient with the rubbers. Glad to hear someone else admit it!
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11-19-2009, 03:36 PM
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Wearing a condom is like trying to scratch your back with a thick wool sweater on.
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a sweater that costs a half a million dollars and sticks around for 18 years, for better or worse
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11-19-2009, 03:37 PM
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OK, after reading what I typed, it wasn't that amusing. Sorry for this thread. I feel shame.
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11-19-2009, 03:38 PM
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Sorry, this made me laugh out loud.
I always wonder why they are made of rubber, and can stretch, but still unroll to about 12 inches. Some guys are just gifted, i guess |
It's so you can tie it off and use it again. 
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11-19-2009, 03:38 PM
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OK, after reading what I typed, it wasn't that amusing. Sorry for this thread. I feel shame.
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small ***** too?
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11-19-2009, 03:38 PM
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It's so you can tie it off and use it again. |
do NOT TRY THIS
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11-19-2009, 03:39 PM
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OK, after reading what I typed, it wasn't that amusing. Sorry for this thread. I feel shame.
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If you had been more careful, that story wouldn't have had to be abo--- nevermind.
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11-19-2009, 03:39 PM
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small ***** too?
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Probably... but it has nothing to do with the thread premise...
It had to do with mistakenly grabbing a "preformax" rubber and wondering why the shwang wouldn't work.
I'll leave it at that.
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11-19-2009, 03:40 PM
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OK, after reading what I typed, it wasn't that amusing. Sorry for this thread. I feel shame.
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11-19-2009, 03:41 PM
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hence the shame.
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11-19-2009, 03:41 PM
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Many RCMBers could probably get 3-4 uses out of it that way, think of the savings!
Of course I guess most just save money by not having sex at all.
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