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Old 07-31-2010, 05:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2010, 05:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2010, 05:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Nope. Never personally seen someone doing it either.
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Old 07-31-2010, 05:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Done it, i got bored on a solo cross canada drive. My ex used to fingerbang herself all the way to cadillac from state, said her max was 5 times in a 3 hr drive. She said it helped to keep her "awake", I think she was just whore. NTTAWWT
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Done it, i got bored on a solo cross canada drive. My ex used to fingerbang herself all the way to cadillac from state, said her max was 5 times in a 3 hr drive. She said it helped to keep her "awake", I think she was just whore. NTTAWWT
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Old 07-31-2010, 06:03 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I got plenty of miles out of her, don't you worry little buddy.
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Old 07-31-2010, 06:10 PM   #10 (permalink)
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It's gotta be tough if it's not freeway driving.
Currently freeway driving. I think if I was in a higher car or suv I could get away with it. But my car sits too low to avoid detection in this traffic jam.
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Old 07-31-2010, 06:42 PM   #11 (permalink)


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No...but there is no driving test more challenging than climaxing after a bjer just before you pull into her parent's driveway in the middle of the afternoon. Fortunately, I selected the drive-by option
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Old 07-31-2010, 07:25 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Done it, i got bored on a solo cross canada drive. My ex used to fingerbang herself all the way to cadillac from state, said her max was 5 times in a 3 hr drive. She said it helped to keep her "awake", I think she was just whore. NTTAWWT
I can only image what her parents smelled when they helped her unload
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Done it, i got bored on a solo cross canada drive. My ex used to fingerbang herself all the way to cadillac from state, said her max was 5 times in a 3 hr drive. She said it helped to keep her "awake", I think she was just whore. NTTAWWT
Did she smoke and drive a red camaro? I personally witnessed a cute blonde doing this while driving north on US127 north of Lansing in 1996.

Also know there is a dude that drives from Haslett area to Lansing going around I69 to sb US 127 in the morning. Have seen him twice. I think his is a kind of thrill he gets from being seen. One of my co-workers has seen him too.
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Did she smoke and drive a red camaro? I personally witnessed a cute blonde doing this while driving north on US127 north of Lansing in 1996.

Also know there is a dude that drives from Haslett area to Lansing going around I69 to sb US 127 in the morning. Have seen him twice. I think his is a kind of thrill he gets from being seen. One of my co-workers has seen him too.
Hahah. what a sick****. Is he clearly exposed? Or you can just tell from his movements and facial expressions? How old is he? Does he drive slow or fast? Does he acknowledge that you see him or is he too busy punching that clown?
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Hahah. what a sick****. Is he clearly exposed? Or you can just tell from his movements and facial expressions? How old is he? Does he drive slow or fast? Does he acknowledge that you see him or is he too busy punching that clown?
you going to find him and ask if he needs help or what?
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you going to find him and ask if he needs help or what?
I wanna develop my own style. Don't want any accusations of me being a copycat.
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No...but there is no driving test more challenging than climaxing after a bjer just before you pull into her parent's driveway in the middle of the afternoon. Fortunately, I selected the drive-by option
i once drove 4 exits past my own because i wasnt 'finished' yet

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