I met her in a club down in NIcaragua
Where you meet a chick and she looks like Armando Gallarraga
G-a-lla-rraga
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a backroom voice she said Gaga
G-A-G-A, Gaga
Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Gaga, ga-ga-ga-ga, Gaga
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she sing like a woman and talk like a man
Oh my Gaga, ga-ga-ga-ga, Gaga
Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under transvestite candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said little boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Gaga
Oh my Gaga, ga-ga-ga-ga, Gaga
Oh my Gaga, ga-ga-ga-ga, Gaga
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me
Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Gaga
Oh my Gaga, ga-ga-ga-ga, Gaga
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Gaga
Oh my Gaga, ga-ga-ga-ga, Gaga
Well I left home just a week before
And I never fingerbanged a woman before
But Gaga smiled and took my shaking hand
And said little boy I'm gonna make you a man
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and in bed I'm a man
And so is Gaga
Oh my Gaga, ga-ga-ga-ga, Gaga
Oh my Gaga, ga-ga-ga-ga, Gaga




