Man Fatally Bitten by Sexually Aroused Horse

[Costa Mesa Sparty]

WARSAW (Reuters) - A sexually excited stallion bit a Polish man to death when he tried to calm the beast, which had become uncontrollably aroused by a nearby mare, police said.

"The 24-year-old man, identified as Robert R., was bitten when he tried to calm his horse, which had become unsettled by the presence of a mare in the vicinity," a duty officer in the Baltic port of Szczecin told Reuters.

The horse went wild and began straining and bucking while pulling a farm cart through the village.

An autopsy would determine whether the direct cause of death was a severed jugular vein or damaged spine, the officer added.

[monkey]

Originally Posted by Costa Mesa Sparty

WARSAW (Reuters) - A sexually excited stallion bit a Polish man to death when he tried to calm the beast, which had become uncontrollably aroused by a nearby mare, police said.

"The 24-year-old man, identified as Robert R., was bitten when he tried to calm his horse, which had become unsettled by the presence of a mare in the vicinity," a duty officer in the Baltic port of Szczecin told Reuters.

The horse went wild and began straining and bucking while pulling a farm cart through the village.

An autopsy would determine whether the direct cause of death was a severed jugular vein or damaged spine, the officer added.

It was later revealed that the horse's name is 40 oz's to Freedom

[40ozs to Freedom]

Originally Posted by monkey

It was later revealed that the horse's name is 40 oz's to Freedom

Nope, the horse wasn't drunk. Or wearing a Louis Vuitton saddle.

[LoganLarry]

OHHHHHHHHH WILLLLLLBBBBBBEEEERRRRRR!


(Mr Ed referance for you young'uns)

[ehs1920]

I think of worse things a sexually aroused stallion could do to, other than kill you.