Head Basketball Coach - Location: Ann Arbor

[STSM]

Wanted. A basketball coach who knows how to dance in March. Need to be able to persuade recruits to come to a hellhole. Must be able to turn boys to men. All this needs to be done where you will be fifth fiddle behind football, women's softball, women's field hockey, and hockey.

Please fill out application at Crisler Arena. No phone calls please. EOE.

[Big Ten Referee]

Originally Posted by STSM

Wanted. A basketball coach who knows how to dance in March. Need to be able to persuade recruits to come to a hellhole. Must be able to turn boys to men. All this needs to be done where you will be fifth fiddle behind football, women's softball, women's field hockey, and hockey.

Please fill out application at Crisler Arena. No phone calls please. EOE.

what is the compensation? Any experience required?

[Final Countdown]

Originally Posted by dr_love247

what is the compensation? Any experience required?

you get to eat scraps from lloyd carr's table.

[Nommad]

http://ncaa.thetask.com/market/view_full.php?id=44016

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[ISparty]

How about this guy

[SpartyHardy]

Must own a VCR and have own fan base. Must be a player friendly coach who can adapt to any type of free-wheeling, undisciplined, and unstructured style of play. White shirt and tie optional on game days. Apply within...EOE. (if called on it)