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BlackJack76 · 07-28-2004, 06:24 PM

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Today, 02:21 PM #4

Dammit, I can't read every post.

I try to get to 95% of them, though.

Maybe someone here would like to hire me and have as my main duty the reading and making reports on the posts of the RCMB.

I could chart out the type of response of every poster, and summarize the daily activity for my boss.

I'm willing to accept this position for the modest salary of $80,000 per year, plus benefits and company car.

Thank you.

GreenRecruiter, are you getting this?

SpartyScott · 07-28-2004, 06:33 PM

This could be the start of something good.

All I need is for ONE rich Spartan to see this listing, and I'm on easy street!

2Green · 07-28-2004, 06:41 PM

Noted Griff, but you haven't sent a resume yet!

BlackJack76 · 07-28-2004, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenRecruiter

Noted Griff, but you haven't sent a resume yet!

I was actually just making the post for SpartyScott. Something he said on the RCMB and figured it would be more appropriate over here. Unfortuantely, a lot of the tags didn't pull over well onto this board. The message is kinda trashed but I think you get the idea.

2Green · 07-28-2004, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff241

I was actually just making the post for SpartyScott. Something he said on the RCMB and figured it would be more appropriate over here. Unfortuantely, a lot of the tags didn't pull over well onto this board. The message is kinda trashed but I think you get the idea.

I found it in my late-afternoon wanderings. I did get the picture. But, if you're in the market....

BlackJack76 · 07-28-2004, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenRecruiter

I found it in my late-afternoon wanderings. I did get the picture. But, if you're in the market....

I am not in the market but I think we could make this thread the most viewed and most replied to! What do you think?

SpartyScott · 07-29-2004, 12:00 AM

Hey now, this job is MINE!

It was my idea, after all.

However, if there's competition for the position, I'm willing to accept a smaller salary -- say, $75,000 per year. But, I'm holding the line on the company car!

2Green · 07-29-2004, 11:02 AM

I think we will, at some point, need to consult with Trevor. I doubt he lurks here very often though. Trevor, if you're listening, my recruiting fees are very reasonable. I'd be happy to recruit this position for you.

BlackJack76 · 07-29-2004, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenRecruiter

I think we will, at some point, need to consult with Trevor. I doubt he lurks here very often though. Trevor, if you're listening, my recruiting fees are very reasonable. I'd be happy to recruit this position for you.

Looks like we need to hire a mod today. The RCMB is going crazy.

2Green · 08-03-2004, 08:57 AM

I have not seen resumes from either SpartyScott or Griff. How can I be of assistance without this critical first step?

BlackJack76 · 08-03-2004, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenRecruiter

I have not seen resumes from either SpartyScott or Griff. How can I be of assistance without this critical first step?

I am not the one applying for the job. Talk to SpartyScott.

2Green · 08-03-2004, 02:12 PM

Griff, Wouldn't you consider the possibility of moonlighting?

BlackJack76 · 08-03-2004, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenRecruiter

Griff, Wouldn't you consider the possibility of moonlighting?

I will think about it. It just seems like a lot of work.

Spartan Al · 10-28-2004, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenRecruiter

I have not seen resumes from either SpartyScott or Griff. How can I be of assistance without this critical first step?

Spartan Al
Detroit, Michigan

OBJECTIVE: Utilize experience in a professional setting while enjoying company internet service for the benefit of others.

EXPERIENCE: Have been in many different office settings. Even if I start at entry-level, I work my way quickly up the ladder into a position in a cubicle with internet access. I work late and on weekends to make up time missed. This gives the impression I work hard when in reality, I have no life. Also, have experience in drafting reports and condensing mass amounts of information into easy-to-read soundbytes.

EDUCATION: Michigan State University (1991). Was at the Michigan and Indiana games in 1987 and drove out to California and watched the Rose Bowl. Was at Palace of Auburn Hills in 2000 for both Syracuse and Iowa State. Have been to five other Big 11 football stadiums.

2Green · 10-28-2004, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Spartan Al

Spartan Al
Detroit, Michigan

OBJECTIVE: Utilize experience in a professional setting while enjoying company internet service for the benefit of others.

EXPERIENCE: Have been in many different office settings. Even if I start at entry-level, I work my way quickly up the ladder into a position in a cubicle with internet access. I work late and on weekends to make up time missed. This gives the impression I work hard when in reality, I have no life. Also, have experience in drafting reports and condensing mass amounts of information into easy-to-read soundbytes.

EDUCATION: Michigan State University (1991). Was at the Michigan and Indiana games in 1987 and drove out to California and watched the Rose Bowl. Was at Palace of Auburn Hills in 2000 for both Syracuse and Iowa State. Have been to five other Big 11 football stadiums.

Sounds like you're highly qualified to run a Fortune 500 company Al.

BlackJack76 · 11-05-2004, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Spartan Al

Spartan Al
Detroit, Michigan

OBJECTIVE: Utilize experience in a professional setting while enjoying company internet service for the benefit of others.

EXPERIENCE: Have been in many different office settings. Even if I start at entry-level, I work my way quickly up the ladder into a position in a cubicle with internet access. I work late and on weekends to make up time missed. This gives the impression I work hard when in reality, I have no life. Also, have experience in drafting reports and condensing mass amounts of information into easy-to-read soundbytes.

EDUCATION: Michigan State University (1991). Was at the Michigan and Indiana games in 1987 and drove out to California and watched the Rose Bowl. Was at Palace of Auburn Hills in 2000 for both Syracuse and Iowa State. Have been to five other Big 11 football stadiums.

I vote for Al