1 drink for every mention of September 11th
1 drink for every reference to Saddam Hussein
1 drink for every heavily political use of the words: freedom, liberty, patriot.
1 drink for every Democrat not clapping during a Republican standing ovation.
2 drinks for every Republican not clapping during a Republican standing ovation.
1 drink for camera shots of token minorities members of congress when something about their racial group in mentioned.
1 drink for every reference to "cut and run."
feel free to add your own