Drinking game for the State of the Union address

[#1]

1 drink for every mention of September 11th
1 drink for every reference to Saddam Hussein
1 drink for every heavily political use of the words: freedom, liberty, patriot.
1 drink for every Democrat not clapping during a Republican standing ovation.
2 drinks for every Republican not clapping during a Republican standing ovation.
1 drink for camera shots of token minorities members of congress when something about their racial group in mentioned.
1 drink for every reference to "cut and run."

feel free to add your own

[DiamondDaveDiggler]

Originally Posted by #1

1 drink for every mention of September 11th
1 drink for every reference to Saddam Hussein
1 drink for every heavily political use of the words: freedom, liberty, patriot.
1 drink for every Democrat not clapping during a Republican standing ovation.
2 drinks for every Republican not clapping during a Republican standing ovation.
1 drink for camera shots of token minorities members of congress when something about their racial group in mentioned.
1 drink for every reference to "cut and run."

feel free to add your own

I like the potential here, the only problem is how do you define "political use" of a word? Better yet, how do you define anything as you are getting smashed? How about a drink for every time he says despot, islamofacist, forces of evil, and idealogues?

[#1]

Originally Posted by DiamondDaveDiggler

I like the potential here, the only problem is how do you define "political use" of a word? Better yet, how do you define anything as you are getting smashed? How about a drink for every time he says despot, islamofacist, forces of evil, and idealogues?

I like the suggestions.

Pubs seem to make excessive use of patriotic imagery and Bush is no different. It's the "patriot" act, "operation Iraqi Freedom," "Liberty Tower," etc...

[Statepug]

Originally Posted by #1

1 drink for every Democrat not clapping during a Republican standing ovation.

someone is going to end up with alcohol poisoning