Canada = Beijing Olympics FAIL

[STSM]

4 countries that end in "-stan" have more medals than Canada.


OK. I'll grant that Canada will have some medals by the end of the games. But..........



WHO WILL HAVE MORE MEDALS BY THE END OF THE OLYMPICS?????

-- Michael Phelps

OR

-- Canada

[Golfnut]

Originally Posted by bruco

I'm assuming this is a schtick but.......

If everyone is so fat and lazy, how come the good ole US of A does so well in sporting events like the Olympics??

your country is home to Barry Bonds. That is all I need to know.

[OPSpartan]

Originally Posted by Golfnut

your country is home to Barry Bonds. That is all I need to know.

And your country is home to Ben Johnson and a guy who decapitated a teenager on a bus with a hunting knife.

[RPMadMSU]

Originally Posted by Golfnut

your country is home to Barry Bonds. That is all I need to know.

Without America, what would you do with the time you took writing 2500+ "I hate America posts?"

[bruco]

Originally Posted by Golfnut

your country is home to Barry Bonds. That is all I need to know.

That makes no sense. You can do better than that, can't you?

[OPSpartan]

Originally Posted by bruco

That makes no sense. You can do better than that, can't you?

Honestly, no he really can't.

[bruco]

Originally Posted by OPSpartan

Honestly, no he really can't.

Bummer.

[Golfnut]

Originally Posted by STSM

Hey Golfnut? Who do you want to win our election?

neither of them. You're all the same.

[STSM]

Originally Posted by OPSpartan

Well thank God we got that slavery thing cleared up right before the Olympics. BTW Germany should never participate in the olympics because of the Holocaust, nor France because they barbarically beheaded the royal family, England should naturally be left out because they were at once a great colonial power, same goes for the Netherlands, Spain and Portugal. Forget Italy as well, they were a facist nation at one time. Japan out for the rape of China, China out for the rape of China, Argentina's out since they harbored Nazi's. Maybe the Olympics should just be a match up of Swiss athletes competing against Swiss athletes.

And Canada would still not win a medal.

[OPSpartan]

Originally Posted by STSM

And Canada would still not win a medal.

[Home for the Holidays]

Summer Curling didn't make the event cut.

[Spartakles]

here's my thoughts on the Olympics, and this thread, as a Canadian...

[Jason Grilli's Sofa]

Did the United States **** your girl Golfnut? Jeez, this is worse than Leo with Perles.

[Hans Klopek]

Originally Posted by CORNER BLITZ

canada is just about the most worthless country on the planet

I take umbrage with that remark!

Signed,

Togo



edit: Canada's ownership of Golfnut now drops it below Togo on the food chain.

[jlokes]

I guess i will never understand the Canadian hate from Americans. Every time i have gone to Canada, everyone has been polite and nice and, i had a great time.

I will perpetuate the French Canadian stereotype, because them people are *******s (at least in my experience). Normal Canadians seem awesome to me. You cant beat Canada for fishing and wildlife, they also had the balls to kick the corrupt bastards out of office unlike our ***** ass's.

To me if you don't like Canada you may want to visit their some time. I am not talking about Windsor either, i am talking about real Canada.

[Negotiator]

Originally Posted by Golfnut

still better than coming from a country that has the equivalent (in appearance and intellect) of a monkey as president. Also, America is the FATTEST country in the history of the Earth.

For the record, Australia has overtaken the United States as fattest nation on Earth. Must be those burgers with the lot.

[Lochgelly]

seriously...the only thing I don't like about Canada are the commercial fisherman out there harvesting all the walleye...

Now available at McDonalds and sold at all Kroger Supermarkets...

It's a sportfish dang it

[kaiserpete]

Originally Posted by Golfnut

still better than coming from a country that has the equivalent (in appearance and intellect) of a monkey as president. Also, America is the FATTEST country in the history of the Earth.

I sense much anger in you...

[HawkeyeCheesehead]

Olympic Medals
Togo 1
Canada 0

[sarcyspice]

I am not getting into the north american spat.....

as I am british I am taking a neutral stance...... obviously while flashing all our medals at canada......

[HawkeyeCheesehead]

BEIJING - A week into these Olympics and Canada is still without a medal, but there won’t be many near misses tighter than this.
Dylan Armstrong, the burly shotputter from Kamloops, B.C. finished in fourth place here Friday night as the Olympic track and field meet got under way.
Worse than failing to get Canada’s first medal, Armstrong’s six-throw average of 21.04 was a mere centimetre behind bronze medallist Andrei Mikhnevich of Belarus.
“A centimetre’s nothing, but that’s the way it is,” said Armstrong who set a Canadian record with his second row of 21.04 which was good enough to put him in second spot for the time being. “I’ll take all this experience I gained tonight and move forward and have a better year next year.”
There’s even more reason for Armstrong to be optimistic considering the former hammer thrower only started in shotput three and a half years ago.


“I train hard all year and come out and just miss it,” Armstrong said. “To come that close is a little crushing. I definitely don’t want to relive that moment again, but I’m positivie and I’ll just move forward.”
“I probably thought about that more than anything. To try and get Athletics Canada a medal ... I really wanted it bad. But I know they will be happy with the way I performed. They have supported me and helped me. It’s totally paid off."
When the 6-foot-4, 251 pounder was asked if he would allow himself a beer to wind down, it didn’t take long for an answer. “Probably more than one,” Armstrong said.

[Spartakles]

Originally Posted by HawkeyeCheesehead

When the 6-foot-4, 251 pounder was asked if he would allow himself a beer to wind down, it didn’t take long for an answer. “Probably more than one,” Armstrong said.

[Spartytruth]

I like how passive the Canadians are.

[sarcyspice]

The Canadians finally win a medal............ silver in mens pairs rowing.........