Dubya's Military records - pretty impressive

[Enrico Palazzo]

Bush Military Records
1. Not one Viet Cong bomber got past Houstion during the period 1968-1972. The price
of freedom is eternal vigilance.

2. Kerry may have three purple hearts, but Bush took many shots himself during this
period. Freedom does not come without sacrifice.

3. Bush cleverly did not let an enemy learn his whereabouts during his time in
Alabama, he literally could not be found. That's the kind of strategy that comes
straight from Sun-Tzu's The Art of War.

4. By losing his flight status by 1973, Bush saved the country from further gas
shortages during the oil crisis. Always the enviromentalist.

5. Bush also contributed to the war on drugs in the early 70's, helping to get drugs
off the streets. One gram at a time.

6. Bush used his time in Alabama to work on a congressional campaign instead of
flying. "War is a continuation of politics by other means." Classic
Clausewitz, I tell you the man is a genius.

7. Unlike Kerry, Bush did not make the mistake of throwing any medals OR ribbons OR
decorations onto the capital steps. "No one ever won a war by dying for his
country, the point is to get some OTHER SOB to die for his country." - George
Patton

8. Bush's "Champagne Brigade" suffered fewer casualties than almost any other
unit during the Vietnam War. As Napoleon said, "Is he lucky?" Yes, very
lucky.

9. When he couldn't get in the Air Guard, Bush had Daddy get him in. How many people
beg their parents to get them into the military? Brave and resourceful, truly an
American hero.

10. Unlike Kerry, Bush doesn't whine about how hard the war was for him. Modesty, a
good quality.

[Notorious P.A.T.]

[go_disc_golf]

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Originally Posted by go_disc_golf

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