Ellen DeGeneres scores a hottie.

Costa Mesa Sparty · 01-06-2005, 11:23 AM

From Sydney Confidential
January 04, 2005

PORTIA de Rossi seems determined to wash her hands of the ex-lover she dumped for Hollywood star Ellen DeGeneres.

She's reportedly looking at ways of removing the tattoo on her finger which bears the initials of her former longtime lady love Francesca Gregorini.

De Rossi, 31, and DeGeneres, 46, recently shacked up together after they ditched their girlfriends.

The former Geelong girl born Mandy Rogers has been to see a dermatologist in a bid to have the "FG" tattoo, which she had done as a sign of devotion to Gregorini, removed from her finger.

The Arrested Development star was due to bring Gregorini, daughter of one-time Bond girl Barbara Bach and stepdaughter to Ringo Starr, home to Australia for Christmas but whooped it up in LA with DeGeneres instead.

The twosome met about a year ago and were instantly attracted to each other but their relationship didn't develop until late last year when they were reunited at the VH1 awards gala in LA.

Their union has sparked some to snipe that de Rossi was hoping the high-profile affair would bring her a coveted Golden Globe nomination.

The New York Post reported she was devastated when she was overlooked by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, which she said would salivate at the prospect of her and DeGeneres posing together on their red carpet.

The paper's sources have also played down reports that the former Ally McBeal star wants to have a baby with the talk show host.

"She's only interested in her career right now and doesn't really even want kids in the long run," a source said. "Francesca wanted a baby badly and that was a huge issue for them."

Adrock · 01-06-2005, 11:25 AM

Wow. I didn't realize she was a muff diver.

SilverSpartan · 01-06-2005, 11:30 AM

I see Portia at the Coffee Bean in my neighborhood all the time. She looks good but there are hotter girls walking around LA all the time....probably just my taste though. She likes to weqar riding boots though which is a plus.

BTW, I saw K.D. Lang at a Thai restaurant the other night with a little brown haired beauty who was smokin' hot!

Life is unfair.

AvgMSUJoe · 01-06-2005, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by SilverSpartan

I see Portia at the Coffee Bean in my neighborhood all the time. She looks good but there are hotter girls walking around LA all the time....probably just my taste though. She likes to weqar riding boots though which is a plus.

BTW, I saw K.D. Lang at a Thai restaurant the other night with a little brown haired beauty who was smokin' hot!

Life is unfair.

You seem to be "in" with the lesbian crowd...

Trevor Barnes · 01-06-2005, 11:32 AM

Ellen was just dating Drea De Matteo who played Adrianna on the Sopranos...

277Gunson · 01-06-2005, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by SilverSpartan

I see Portia at the Coffee Bean in my neighborhood all the time. She looks good but there are hotter girls walking around LA all the time....probably just my taste though. She likes to weqar riding boots though which is a plus.

BTW, I saw K.D. Lang at a Thai restaurant the other night with a little brown haired beauty who was smokin' hot!

Life is unfair.

So, I guess ugly lesbians can score hotties.

This ruins the whole "2 Hot Lesbians making out" idea

spartan dawg · 01-06-2005, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by 277Gunson

So, I guess ugly lesbians can score hotties.

This ruins the whole "2 Hot Lesbians making out" idea

have you ever been to a lesbian bar?

THAT ruins the whole "two hot chicks making out" theory. the only hot chicks you are gonna see making out are the attention whores in the clubs.

Tom Hagen · 01-06-2005, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Trevor Barnes

Ellen was just dating Drea De Matteo who played Adrianna on the Sopranos...

Wait a minute. She's a lesbo???????????????????

NY_Spartan · 01-06-2005, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Trevor Barnes

Ellen was just dating Drea De Matteo who played Adrianna on the Sopranos...

Say it isn't sooooo.....

Shes hot!

Ozymandias · 01-06-2005, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by spartan dawg

have you ever been to a lesbian bar?

THAT ruins the whole "two hot chicks making out" theory. the only hot chicks you are gonna see making out are the attention whores in the clubs.

And what were YOU doing at a lesbian bar? Did you go there during a time of despair when Mr. Finally Committed was dragging his feet, swearing that you were "done with men"? Was there a time of curiousity in your 20s?

Costa Mesa Sparty · 01-06-2005, 11:41 AM

I don't think you're right, Trev. The story I heard was that Ellen was with that Alexandra Hedison chick for a long time, and I guess she saw Portia at an MTV or VH1 thing and it was muff love at first site.

Raleigh Wood · 01-06-2005, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by spartan dawg

have you ever been to a lesbian bar?

THAT ruins the whole "two hot chicks making out" theory. the only hot chicks you are gonna see making out are the attention whores in the clubs.

Or in my living room after the Bar.

spartan dawg · 01-06-2005, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Ozymandias

And what were YOU doing at a lesbian bar? Did you go there during a time of despair when Mr. Finally Committed was dragging his feet, swearing that you were "done with men"? Was there a time of curiousity in your 20s?

It was a gay bar, but we were there early (around 10PM) and there were plenty of lesbian couples. The lesbians leave about 11PM and the boys start showing up.

spartan dawg · 01-06-2005, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Raleigh Wood

Or in my living room after the Bar.

or there.

do you have a pole, too?

Pablo Fanque · 01-06-2005, 11:44 AM

Portia's ex = this man's stepdaughter (sorry if that's mentioned in the article):

Dr. Robert · 01-06-2005, 11:45 AM

OK. She dumps this:

for this:

Now that's a shame.

Ozymandias · 01-06-2005, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by spartan dawg

or there.

do you have a pole, too?

If 2 hot chicks are making out, I think most guys have a "pole".

NY_Spartan · 01-06-2005, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch

This is a great example of "to each his own". Overly-Italian chicks creep me out more than anything. She's got a great body, thanks to some Grade A bolt-ons, but the over done face and ratty Italian hair don't do much for me. I wondered if a lot of it was part of her Sopranos role, but I have realized she wasn't stretching very much to play that part...

All the above being said, I'd still love to watch her hit it with another hot chicks, for what that's worth.

True, too true...

(I've been told that I have an unnatural attraction to White Trash type women... Maybe I should start going to scUM games?)

Costa Mesa Sparty · 01-06-2005, 11:47 AM

There's this gay bar near me that is both, depending on the day of the week. When it's for the fellas, it's the "Lion's Den". When it's ladies night, they have a sign that covers the "Lion's Den" sign and it's the "Butterfly Lounge".

Raleigh Wood · 01-06-2005, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by spartan dawg

or there.

do you have a pole, too?

Not a "Stripper Pole", if that is what you are asking but thanks to you Dawg, I still have a nice Wax-Free micro-fiber sofa with a chais lounge! :D

Adrock · 01-06-2005, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Trevor Barnes

Ellen was just dating Drea De Matteo who played Adrianna on the Sopranos...

She munches carpet too? Man, I'm learning a lot today...

Hank Moody · 01-06-2005, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch

This is a great example of "to each his own". Overly-Italian chicks creep me out more than anything. She's got a great body, thanks to some Grade A bolt-ons, but the over done face and ratty Italian hair don't do much for me. I wondered if a lot of it was part of her Sopranos role, but I have realized she wasn't stretching very much to play that part...

All the above being said, I'd still love to watch her hit it with another hot chicks, for what that's worth.

Mother f'ng racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iceman3ms · 01-06-2005, 11:55 AM

My theory on a majority of lesbians is that they can't really get guys in the first place. (See Ellen Degeneres)

Hank Moody · 01-06-2005, 11:58 AM

IMO - Ellen DeGeneres needs to go away, she has no talent and is only popular due to the fact she made such a fuss over comming out of the closet.

spartan dawg · 01-06-2005, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Spartan_Nation

IMO - Ellen DeGeneres needs to go away, she has no talent and is only popular due to the fact she made such a fuss over comming out of the closet.

I disagree - her talk show may be stupid, but her stand up is hilarious. The most recent I saw was all about procrastinating - I nearly peed my pants.